Cats will amusingly tolerate humans only until someone comes up with a tin opener that can be operated with a paw.

Pride is all very well, but a sausage is a sausage.

The air smelled of a limited life expectancy.

Colon thought Carrot was simple. Carrot often struck people as simple. And he was.Where people went wrong was thinking that simple meant the same thing as stupid.

Aargh! I’m too short for this shit!

Silverfish looked down."Oh. Are you a dwarf?"Cuddy gave him a blank stare."Are you a giant?" He said."Me? Of course not!""Ah. Then I must be a dwarf, yes.

It’s bad enough barging into Guild property, but we’ll get into really serious trouble if we shoot anyone. Lord Vetinari won’t stop at sarcasm. He might use’ - Colon swallowed - ‘irony.

Is it just me or am I the only person that didn't receive an invitation to the Grand Ball so many call life?

I'm working on a school of architecture in China. It's rare that an architect gets to design a school of architecture, and here I get to do it. I'm so pleased that they asked me.

I'm not as soft or as generous a person as I would be if the world hadn't changed me.

Once you get offstage you're just like everyone else, and everyone else can get into a fight.

I cannot fish without falling a little in self-respect...always when I have done I feel it would have been better if I had not fished.

[Bob] Dylan, like Johnny Cash and only a handful of others, simultaneously embodies the American dream and the harsh wake-up call that comes after it.

No one can be saved - in virtue of what he can do. Everyone can be saved - in virtue of what God can do.

It is from our enemies that we often gain excellent maxims, and are frequently surprised into reason by their mistakes.

The older I get, the less I am bothered by talk like that. I have total faith in my coach Yohan Blake, total faith.

We follow the rules laid out in the Bible for running our church.