Cats would rule the world if they had longer attention spans.

Paranoia is the delusion that your enemies are organized.

The map is not the territory, but you can't fold up the territory and put it in the glove compartment.

Some people's unwillingness to think for themselves represents accurate self-evaluation.

The first secret of getting what you want is knowing what you want.

The whole point of society is to be less unforgiving than nature.

High culture is the ability to hear the William Tell Overture and not think of the Lone Ranger.

Bars are closed on Election Day so people won't vote under the influence. Why are libraries closed?

Let's go to the food court and try some food.

Compelled respect always implies fear.

Always doubtful is the one who always looks for certainty.

Vitality is radiated from exceptional art and architecture.

Film doesn't have to worry. Movies are awesome. There's no war going on, theaters aren't going to lose.

I am surprised by what people expect of me.

Spiritual evolution is a movement from the states of mind that reflect life less accurately to the states of mind that reflect life more accurately.

If you don't know how to do it, get around someone else who does.

Pioneering in space was something I would willingly give my life for.

I don't want to speak for all people who don't have children, but maybe there's a discomfort with kids and the amount of attention they demand, by just being the age that they are.

Authors and uncaptured criminals are the only people free from routine.