Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Wanton stars galloped neighing like unicorns in blue meadows.

Love God. Love people. And do stuff. That's my punch list everyday.

In fact, people have been very complimentary about my act and very tolerant of my singing ability.

A puritan is a person who pours righteous indignation into the wrong things.

Your philosophy determines whether you will go for the disciplines or continue the errors.

I’ve really turned a corner recently in terms of not taking work too seriously, so it is much easier for me to not take my work home.

I never, ever in my heart want to hurt anyone.

Within the soul of each Vietnam veteran there is probably something that says "Bad war, good soldier." Only now are Americans beginning to separate the war from the warrior.

I made an enjoyable living as a very young man, but I think as I became more comfortable and knowledgeable about myself and what I wanted, I moved into acting.

Gourmet: Usually little more than a glutton festooned with credit cards.