Caution! Be very careful of false, meaningless, self-contradictory, and not even very funny warnings, like this one.

Instead of past, present and future, I'd prefer chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target

Be kind to unkind people. They need it the most.

Please don't lie to me,unless,you're sure I'll never find out the truth.

The greatest obstacle to discovering the truth is being convinced that you already know it.

I want either less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.

I too have known joy and sadness, and, on the whole, I prefer joy.

I'll give up my bad habits as soon as equally satisfying good habits become available.

I may not be perfect, but parts of me are excellent.

Keep some souvenirs of your past, or how will you ever prove it wasn't all a dream?

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time" so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.

We do battle with our minds and deceptive hearts, that we may might lay our souls down upon the grace of God.

One must undertake everything with utter, fanatical determination. Or one will get nowhere.

The fool will pay anything to live a few more years on earth, but the fool rejects the free gift of everlasting life. Salvation is a wise choice.

What is difficult is to keep the sweet voice with an aggressive message.

If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you.

Whether we fall by ambition, blood, or lust, like diamonds we are cut with our own dust.

Never underestimate the power of sitting quietly.

Flattery succeeds best on minds previously occupied by conceit.

Today we can be sure we are heading into the right direction. We managed to put the round back on track, after a long hibernation. But we are not there yet.