Caution, though very often wasted is a good risk to take.

Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide.

Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.

The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.

The man loves you with everything he has, everything he is. Eve, that means you can hurt him.

Those teetering on madness hold keys to doors you know nothing about. You must ask yourself if these rooms are worth visiting—if in the end life would have made more sense having been in them.

To be an atheist requires an indefinitely greater measure of faith than to recieve all the great truths which atheism would deny.

Man is man, and master of his fate.

Whatever you are made of, be the best of that.

The world's favorite season is the spring. All things seem possible in May.

When the facts change, you change your mind. I know that is a hard concept for people to get sometimes.

If you prayed as much as you worry, you'd have nothing to worry about.

Carpe Jugulum," read Agnes aloud. "That's... well, Carpe Diem is 'Sieze the Day,' so this means-" "Go for the throat

Smell the sea and feel the sky.