Caviar is to dining what a sable coat is to a girl in evening dress.

The purpose of art is to console and amuse—myself, and, I hope, others.

Actually, the true gourmet, like the true artist, is one of the unhappiest creatures existent. His trouble comes from so seldom finding what he constantly seeks: perfection.

For gypsies do not like to stay - They only come to go away.

It's always wonderful when something altogether wrong ends right, without the help of either religion or the police.

In an old house in Paris that was covered with vines 74 lived twelve little girls in two straight lines.

I don't keep my books around... they would embarrass me. When I finish writing my books, I kick them in the belly, and have done with them.

Only one who has known how troubled life can be, has a real appreciation of it when it is good

For gypsies do not like to stay -They only come to go away.

Believe in yourself, listen to your gut, and do what you love.

I accept that there may be things far grander and more incomprehensible than we can possibly imagine.

One is born to be a great dancer.

However exquisitely human nature may have been described by writers, the true practical system can be learned only in the world.

It's a spooky thing to be left alone inside an angry innerverse.

Cigarettes are a classy way to commit suiside.

There was something in her movements that made you think she never walked but always danced.

I don't think there is ever a wrong time for a polka dot.

Nice blouse, Sage,” Adrian told me, deadpan. “It really brings out the khaki in your pants.

Remember, children. For every exit, there is also an entrance. ~ Milligan, The Mysterious Benedict Society