Caw! Caw, Hartley, caw!"Chase narrowed his eyes again."Sam?"I nodded. Then crossed to the window again and called down to Sam. "You can quit squawking. He caught me.

I'll go, " he said."And that's safer because?""I'm a guy.""Right, and having a pair of dingle balls makes you invincible how?

That craptastical, gutless, son-of-a-cactus-humping butt monkey!!

I took a deep breath. "I'm sorry I lied, I like your Star Wars sheets, you're not that bad of a driver, and I swear on my Very Cherry lip gloss that I will never lie to you again.

Earthquakes just happen. Tornadoes just happen. Your tongue does not just happen to fall into some other girls mouth!

By way of watching your mind, you will see life beyond a mere set of habits, emotions and beliefs.

Horses and horsepower alike are about status and being cool.

It pays to be content with your lot.

Everywhere I've been working, I always had in mind the final destination of the clothes, which is the consumer.

When it comes to knowing what to say, to charm, I always had it.

Every breath is a resurrection.

I'll admit I'm a workaholic.

We do not have to be victims of circumstance.

Faith is nothing else than reason grown courageous - reason raised to its highest power, expanded to its widest vision.

When women are angry at men, they call them heartless. When men are angry at women, they call them crazy.