Celebrate the cracks, because that's how the light comes in.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.

May you find what you are searching for in the right places

Ambition is the last refuge of the failure.

If you want to be happy, set a goal that commands your thoughts, liberates your energy, and inspires your hopes.

It is the photographer, not the camera, that is the instrument.

You're born. You suffer. You die. Fortunately, there's a loophole.

You dont know someone until you know what they want.

I think generally playing live is a crap idea. So much of stage work is the presentation of personality, and I've never been interested in that.

I am going to make America great.

You don't throw your life away Going Inside You get to know who's watching you And besides you resides in your body

I have always added dance to my productions. When I was directing theatre, I added dance sequences where they didn't exist in the play. I think dance is the ultimate form of expression.