Celebrate within yourself that wonderful treasure . . . true kindness.

Guard well within yourself that treasure, kindness. Know how to give without hesitation, how to lose without regret, how to acquire without meanness.

The cigar is the perfect complement to an elegant lifestyle.

We cannot tear out a single page of our life, but we can throw the whole book in the fire.

Let us accept truth, even when it surprises us and alters our views.

Simplicity is the most difficult thing to secure in this world; it is the last limit of experience and the last effort of genius.

It is a mistake to regard age as a downhill grade toward dissolution. The reverse is true. As one grows older, one climbs with surprising strides.

The trade of authorship is a violent, and indestructible obsession.

You may impose silence upon me, but you can not prevent me from thinking.

Butterflies are but flowers that blew away one sunny day when Nature was feeling at her most inventive and fertile.

The intellect seeks, the heart finds.

Humanity is a spectator sport. God is the spectator.

People in hell want snowcones.

. . . nobody in particular is to blame, that I can see, for the state in which things are . . .

Violet has the shortest wavelength of the spectrum. Behind it, the invisible ultraviolet. Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Poor violet, violated for a rhyme.

You won't catch me giving clear lectures.

Americans are good at making dance music.

The Lives of Great Men are more oft' at variance with their profess'd Phillosophies than consistent with 'em.

Ten years ago, the level was nowhere near what it is today. (on soccer in the United States)

The thing about lucid dreams is that it's not like the real world where you are constrained by all sorts of things, including the laws of physics - you can do magic.

Love is like a war; easy to start but hard to end and you never know where it might take you.