Celebrity doesn't have anything to do with art or craft. It's about being rich and thinking that you're better than everybody else.

Even today, in our progressive times, in most movies that come out, the men have to have biceps and the women have to be thin or something.

My dad never blew anything up, but he probably had friends who did. He and my mom have always preached that the pen is mightier than a Molotov cocktail.

It's less about what you do and more about who you are doing it with.

Media used to be one way. Everyone else in the world just had to listen. Now the internet is allowing what used to be a monologue to become a dialogue. I think that's healthy.

If you're going to put yourself above everybody else, you might end up alone.

The Sun is such a lonely star. Whenever he comes out to see his friends, they all disappear.

The most valiant thing you can do as an artist is inspire someone else to be creative.

If you know which way the current is going, you can use it to your advantage.

The Internet is allowing us to get back to what's really more natural, which is that storytelling is a shared thing. It's our natural way to be communal.

When I was Younger, I wanted to be something.Now, I just want to be younger.

Employment wastes the productive time of our lives

I honestly have no strategy whatsoever. I'm waiting for that script to pop through the letterbox and completely surprise me.

I get excited about room-service menus! I really do.

I work with a lot of kids. Every year, for the past fifteen years, I work at Comedy Camp where I work with a lot of kids.

Modern money is almost altogether credit money.

15 steel chairs? That's insane. It was 23 steel chairs.

I wish I could sing. I love singers, but I am way too shy. Scares the hell out of me.

If you scared to take chances, you'll never have the answers...

Wit can be beautiful, because it expresses and distills an idea.

I was a bed wetter till very late. My mom used to hang my sheets out the window to dry, and I'd have to run home from school in order to beat the other kids to my house so they wouldn't see them.