Celebrity is the advantage of being known to people who we don't know, and who don't know us.

A day without laughter is a day wasted.

Contemplation often makes life miserable. We should act more, think less, and stop watching ourselves live.

The sunset glow of self-possession.

There are more people who wish to be loved than there are who are willing to love.

The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.

The most wasted day of all is that on which we have not laughed.

The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless.

Pleasure can be supported by an illusion; but happiness rests upon truth.

Intelligent people make many mistakes because they cannot believe the world is really as foolish as it is.

Society is divided into two classes, the shearers and the shorn.

When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.

Feelings are feelings, no matter when they happen. Our bodies don't stop being ours just because worse things happen to other people.

I think, therefore I am an individual... not a drone in a collective. I think, therefore I am... Libertarian

I was nobody until.... now.... Now I think that I'm somebody!

You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.

It is unfortunate we were put in the position where the Republicans made it clear they were ready to let everything fall unless they got these tax cuts.

Whatever we send out mentally or verbally will come back to us in like form.

There is no death. The thing that we call death Is but another, sadder name for life.

I believe God promotes you when you graduate from the level that you're on.

Look how the blue-eyed violets glance love to one another.