Celebrity was a long time in coming it will go away. Everything goes away.

Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.

When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go.

Before you go to bed, write down three 'gratefuls' for the day and three 'did wells' (they can even include something as simple as doing the laundry)-the results can be amazing!

It's almost impossible to be funnier than the people in Washington.

You have to have faith that there is a reason you go through certain things. I can't say I'm glad to go through pain, but in a way one must, in order to gain courage and really feel joy.

If someone tells you that you cannot do something and you believe it, they are right.

It's also selfish because it makes you feel good when you help others. I've been helped by acts of kindness from strangers. That's why we're here, after all, to help others.

It costs a lot to sue a magazine, and it's too bad that we don't have a system where the losing team has to pay the winning team's lawyers.

No one ever said life was fair. Just Eventful.

Comedy is tragedy plus time.

Gracious speech comes from pure heart.

What is this precious love and laughter budding in our hearts? It is the glorious sound of a soul waking up!

The truth is I suppose that a tour lays in a great stock of thought and spirits for the future; the fatigue and drawbacks of actual travelling are forgotten and a bright residuum remains.

If I'm not back in 5 minutes, just wait longer.

Unbridled capitalism will lead to some very real problems.

Our goal is simply to become the desktop for e-businesses.

As a kid, I wasn't listening to The Who; I was listening to Frankie Knuckles.

No intelligent man has any respect for an unjust law.

I don't like hiking with convicts carrying machetes.

Hard times may test me, they cannot destroy me.