Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

He will essentially follow the language of the spectacle, for it is the only one he is familiar with.

Let's go to the food court and try some food.

The urge to transform one's appearance, to dance outdoors, to mock the powerful and embrace perfect strangers is not easy to suppress." --Barbara Ehrenreich, Dancing in the Streets, 260.

Life has a very simple plot: first you're here and then you're not.

Were we faultless, we would not derive such satisfaction from remarking the faults of others.

I'm my own doctor. I have a group of people who call me up on a weekly basis. I'm a 'doctor' without a license.

By jove, no wonder women don't love war nor understand it, nor can operate in it as a rule; it takes a man to suffer what other men have invented . . .

The greatest reward is not what we receive for our labor, but what we become by it.

That man is wisest who, like Socrates, realizes that his wisdom is worthless

Ethics are no more a part of poetry than theyare of painting.