Censorship that comes from the outside assumes about people an inability to make reasoned choices.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

Most of the great men who converted their time to products although late are still making more impact in the world today than a greater percentage of people who are still alive.

She smiled at me, and I never forgot it. Or more accurately, I always remembered it.

Bullies: How the Left's Culture of Fear and Intimidation Silences Americans

If you have to read to cheer yourself up, read biographies of writers who went insane.

Scientists say they're getting closer to developing a pill to replace exercising. Americans heard this and said that it better come in cool ranch flavor.

Ill Fortune never crushed that man whom good fortune deceived not.

Stay here, baby" he whispers, like he can read my thoughts. "Trust me, okay? Don't run

If you think the world is all wrong, remember that it contains people like you.

We think we do so much for the poor, but it is they who make us rich

Wild oats will get sown some time, and one of the arts of life is to sow them at the right time.