Certain comedians work with certain actors; like Adam Sandler worked with Jack Nicholson.

You know me. It's my duty to please that booty.

Just 'cause you pour syrup on something doesnt make it pancakes

I never had one beer. If I bought a six-pack of beer, I kept drinking till all six beers were gone. You have to have that kind of understanding about yourself. I haven't had a drink now in 12 years.

If you do not have courage, you may not have the opportunity to use any of your other virtues.

You ain't got but one life. You ought to live it the way you want.

We've come a long way in our thinking, but also in our moral decay. I can't imagine Dr. King watching the 'Real Housewives' or 'Jersey Shore.'

I grew up in the South with guns everywhere and we never shot anyone. This [shooting] is about people who aren't taught the value of life.

If you have an opportunity to use your voice you should use it.

Anyone who tells you money can't buy happiness never had any.

The best advice that was given to me was that I had to be 10 times smarter, braver and more polite to be equal. So I did.

The magic had started to degrade, and Rosemary had slowly but surely become thoroughly, gruesomely human. And there were few things worse in this world than humans.

People don't expect me to have a weird sense of humor, but I do. I'm very eccentric.

Emotions in this game run deep so before these haters kill me in my sleep I'd like to say, it's been a pleasure.

You take my imperfections and you love them divine.

I've always been a deep sleeper; because I come from such a large family - there are 10 kids - I could sleep through anything.

My main thing is not eating processed food.

We agreed that great men and women should be forced to live as long as possible. The reverence they enjoyed was a life sentence, which they could neither revoke nor modify.

I vowed that I'd never allow any man to control me or to be an alcoholic or anything like that around me, because I don't want my children seeing that.

Men should stop treating feminists like ladies, and instead treat them like the men they say they want to be.

In joy, in peace, in that soothing inner state, you will find happiness.