Certain souls may seem harsh to others, but it is just a way, beknownst only to them, of caring and feeling more deeply.

Let us give ourselves indiscriminately to everything our passions suggest, and we will always be happy...Conscience is not the voice of Nature but only the voice of prejudice.

It is always by way of pain one arrives at pleasure.

I've already told you: the only way to a woman's heart is along the path of torment. I know none other as sure.

Your body is the church where Nature asks to be reverenced.

Conversation, like certain portions of the anatomy, always runs more smoothly when lubricated.

In order to know virtue, we must first acquaint ourselves with vice.

My passions, concentrated on a single point, resemble the rays of a sun assembled by a magnifying glass: they immediately set fire to whatever object they find in their way.

Crime is the soul of lust. What would pleasure be if it were not accompanied by crime? It is not the object of debauchery that excites us, rather the idea of evil.

Either kill me or take me as I am, because I'll be damned if I ever change.

One must do violence to the object of one's desire; when it surrenders, the pleasure is greater.

Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and be considered a good performer.

Take care of your life and the Lord will take care of your death.

Old politicians chew on wisdom past, And totter on in business to the last.

I think you have to be who you truly are and love who you are (to be beautiful). It's also important to be free and honest, enjoying life and having fun. In conclusion, ... I am who I am.

And when I perform on my own tour, I have to talk myself into going out on that stage every single night.

Never make a companion equal to a brother.

Really, I didn't like Alaska. It rained, almost every day, at least 300 days out of the year.

I would have done anything for him. Maybe that was my sickness.

Women have an important contribution to make.

Sixty eight percent of Republicans don't believe in evolution. On the other hand, only five percent of monkeys believe in Republicans.