Certain things, if not seen as lovely or detestable, are not being correctly seen at all.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

One loves truly only once in a lifetime, Julian, even if one isn’t aware of it.

I’ve always believed writing ads is the second most profitable form of writing. The first is ransom notes…

We spend more time asking what would Jesus do instead of what did Jesus do.

Many people are not ready to pay for advice they can use, so the few that do, break boundaries and soar higher.

We each come to create the reality we believe we deserve.

Madness slunk in through a chink in History. It only took a moment.

The truth of the matter is we don't understand our women; we blame on them and it's all our fault.

Sometimes you have to be lucky, but I always say that to be lucky, you have to fight for it.

Try to accomplish things you have always dreamt of while you can. I know it sounds cliché, but the biggest lesson I have learned is that life is precious; enjoy it while it lasts.

Never consider whether you are of use; but ever consider that you are not your own but His.