Certain things should be yours to have when you work your way to the top.

Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone.

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Music played a large role in the survival of the black people in America — that and a sense of humor that just couldn't be enslaved.

A girl's legs are her best friends...but even the best of friends must part.

This is the big one! You hear that, Elizabeth? I'm coming to join ya, honey!

What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches watches.

If you can see the handwriting on the wall... you're on the toilet.

The definition of indecent – when it’s in long, and it’s in hard, and it’s in deep – it’s in decent.

I feel sorry for people who don't drink or do drugs. Because someday they're going to be in a hospital bed, dying, and they won't know why.

I carry a knife now because I read in a white magazine that all black people carry knives. So I rushed out and bought me one.

We all have choices. What are you choosing to believe about yourself, and about your life Believing you don't have a choice is a choice.

Words are timeless. You should utter them or write them with a knowledge of their timelessness.

Just as it is impossible to explain childbirth to a woman who has never given birth, it is impossible to explain child loss to a person who has never lost a child.

There's nothing like white trash at the White House.

Happiness is not dependent on experience. What you experience shouldn't make you happy or unhappy when you know how to be happy.

I'm pissed at a nickel because it isn't a dime.

Wise people are never less alone than when they are alone.

I lost my daughter at 21. I had to give her up because I was broke, no place to take her, no money to take her. That was very traumatic.

To me, giving back is so important. It makes others feel good which then in return makes me feel good.

The more one produces, the less one gets.