Certainly in the modern age where everything is glossed over, when somebody speaks their mind, the majority of the public go, I'd love to have said that.

Everybody likes a roller coaster ride.

Reality TV finds talented people. There are no scripts. The editing is what it's all about. Great editing makes those shows.

I thought if Oasis could get away with sounding like The Beatles, I could get away with sounding like Abba.

There's a certain edge about cruelty. If you're honest about it, most people wince, but say it had to be said.

It is dishonest the way that people suddenly think they've found guitars, and wear their guitar as a badge.

Reality TV is here, it's been here really since the Carol Levis Discovery Show in 1957. It's never changed. It just looks a bit different.

I'm not going to say that every record I've put out was the greatest record in history, but I'd stand by even the bad ones. Don't make excuses, make hits.

I think that's where reality TV works - you don't know where it's going.

I don't mind losing, but I don't like losing to cheats.

The public are not stupid.

An actor is only merchandise.

It is time for us to come together as one united people.

Few things are more negative than thinking positive for no reason.

Interest is theft, Rent Robbery, and Profit Only Another Name for Plunder.

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language.

Under the snowdrifts the blossoms are sleeping, Dreaming their dreams of sunshine and June, Down in the hush of their quiet they're keeping Trills from the throstle's wild summer-sung tune.

I won't do anything for money. I won't compromise my manhood.

The impromptu reply is precisely the touchstone of the man of wit.

America must be a light to the world, not just a missile.

You know, if Nancy Davis hadn't come along when she did, I would have lost my soul.