Certainly nobody gets married wanting to get divorced or even expecting to - except me.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

To ensure the fairytale ends well, I will stand by her side until she trusts me.

To Live signifies to believe and hope - to lie and to lie to oneself.

A theory is a battlefield in your head.

My guitar is not a thing. It is an extension of myself. It is who I am.

It is as hard to take success as it is failure.

When it's hardest to pray are usually the times I need to pray the hardest. Not sure if that's irony or common sense.

99.9% of being a good parent is just being present with your child. On the flipside of that, 100% of being happy is just being present.

History is the invention of historians.

I mean, knowing people, people are terrified of the unknown and they want to just kill the unknown.

I have my own opinions, but my songs don't share them.