Certainly none of the advances made in civilization has been due to counterrevolutionaries and advocates of the status quo.

I would like to thank the people who encouraged me to draw army cartoons at a time when the gag man's conception of the army was one of mean ole sergeants and jeeps which jump over mountains.

Look at an infantryman's eyes and you can tell how much war he has seen.

I'm convinced that the infantry is the group in the army which gives more and gets less than anybody else.

Humor is really laughing off a hurt, grinning at misery.

I was a born troublemaker and might as well earn a living at it.

The surest way to become a pacifist is to join the infantry.

I feel like a fugitive from the law of averages.

If you're a leader, you don't push wet spaghetti, you pull it.

When we realize finally that we aren't God's given children, we'll understand satire. Humor is really laughing off a hurt, grinning at misery.

'Peace' is when nobody's shooting. A 'just peace' is when our side gets what it wants.

I sit in my treeI sing like the birdsMy beak is my penMy songs are my poems.

Technology... the knack of so arranging the world that we don't have to experience it.

Some people meet each other again only when I'm there!

When we turn luxuries into necessities, we jeopardize our ability for contentedness.

In my spare time I like watching TV, laying on the couch, just chillin'.

I've always been making up my own restrictions for myself, from day one, and it's compelling, because it forces me to think. That's always been a driving force for me.

I take nothing for granted. I now have only good days, or great days.

You know there are very few Marxists left in the world... they're all in American universities.

I think his deepest quality is empathy.

The past is not the present: pretending it is corrupts art and thus both rots the mind and shrivels the imagination and conscience.