Certainly the Americans want to buy rights, but have no idea what to do with them.

There's a saying that all roads lead to Ankh-Morpork. And it's wrong. All roads lead away from Ankh-Morpork, but sometimes people just walk along them the wrong way.

The worst thing you can do is nothing.

There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this.

Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundred Meters, the Mile, the Marathon -- he'd run them all.

Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four.

Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant ‘idiot.

...and the funny thing was that people who weren't entirely certain they were right always argued much louder than other people, as if the main person they were trying to convince were themselves.

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

I have, before now, waited for a pen to perform a macro.

You never knew about people, like you never knew how deep a pond was because all you saw was the top.

Once you discover that you can, you must.

You’re a nosy sleuth like me because you can’t help it, ” Alma said.

A tree is no more valuable than a seed. Both are simply at a different stage in their development.

Once you admit a lie or a slander into your ears, you can never totally rid yourself of its effects.

With the advance of refrigeration, I hope that along with the frozen foods someday we will have frozen conversation. A person will be able to keep a frozen promise indefinitely.

Something you hear a lot is that feminism dead. But if feminism is dead, why do people try so hard to kill it?

Cam had once told her that the Rom believed the entire world was their home. As long as you were with your family you were home.

Holmes serves as an ideal model of how we can learn to see and think better.

I don't object to nine aces in one deck. But when a man lays down five aces in one hand... and besides, I know what I dealt him!

There are a few things [Donald Trump] has been pretty clear he'll do. A big infrastructure program that he'll get bipartisan support for.