Challenges are what make life interesting and overcoming them is what makes life meaningful.

In Gods infinite wisdom if he send you to Heaven or Hell should you love him any less?

All sympathy not consistent with acknowledged virtue is but disguised selfishness.

People want to be friends with someone who likes to have a good time.

Money has a certain kind of amnesty.

I'm a professional comic. Whether you think I'm funny or not, that's, again, subjective.

Lil Wayne is the best rapper on Earth. Can't nobody touch him. He's the only guy who can put out 300 songs a year and they all fire.

Is it nice, my preciousss? Is it juicy? Is it scrumptiously crunchable?

People confuse compassion with government being compassionate with other people's money versus people being compassionate with their own money.

The good news is that we really do think that ... on the immigration issue, that we will, before summer, have comprehensive immigration reform.

We should all seek to innovate, or be curious about innovation. Innovation truly is one of our greatest gifts.