Champagne offers a minimum of alcohol and a maximum of companionship.

I have a face that is a cross between two pounds of halibut and an explosion in an old clothes closet.

Keep the circus going inside you, keep it going, don't take anything too seriously, it'll all work out in the end.

Watching too much TV can triple our hunger for more possessions, while reducing our personal contentment by about 5 percent for every hour a day we watch.

A philosopher once noted that people long for immortality but run out of things to do on a rainy afternoon.

Dreams don't have an expiration date.

Stardom is like making love in a hammock - a happy experience but one of uncertain duration.

Isn’t it fascinating to think that probably the only laugh that man will ever get in his life is by stripping off and showing his shortcomings?

I've taken up the Bible again, somewhat in the spirit of W.C. Fields - looking for loopholes.

I wonder why it is, that young men are always cautioned against bad girls. Anyone can handle a bad girl. It's the good girls men should be warned against.

But Champagne is not drinking.

Excess makes the heart grow fonder...

-I think you are inhuman. If I leave you, who will you go to? Would you find another lover?I said nothing.-Deny it, damn you!

Pray, always pray; when sickness wastes thy frame, Prayer brings the healing power of Jesus' name.

What I've heard from younger women and women my age is that the albums changed their lives or it was the first time they had heard feminism that they could relate to. So that's great.

Lift up your eyes discouraged one

I just love the history of acting. It's such a beautiful craft and you absolutely get out of it what you put into it.

My people are poor and I am one of them.

I compete only with myself, and I try to become a better human being. This is my goal.

The single best thing that has happened in my lifetime in music, after punk rock, is being able to share music, globally for free.

Government needs to do two things: put a price on carbon and invest heavily in new technologies.