Change his mind. Tell him you're sorry you grilled his shorts." That you're sorry you've got ice running through your veins .

The downward spiral of Dumbness in America is about to hit a new low.

Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

I learned a long time ago that reality was much weirder than anyone's imagination.

There is a road, no simple highway, between the dawn and the dark of night, and if you go, no one may follow, that path is for your steps alone.

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that claim a God and the only thing that behaves like it hasn't got one.

Sleep late, have fun, get wild, drink whisky and drive fast on empty streets with nothing in mind but falling in love and not getting arrested.

America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable.

So we shall let the reader answer this question for himself: who is the happier man, he who has braved the storm of life and lived or he who has stayed securely on shore and merely existed?

Anything that gets your blood racing is probably worth doing.

Life is like a race, whenever I found a finish line, I lose, bcoz I'm last.. :(

It takes great wit and interest and energy to be happy. The pursuit of happiness is a great activity. One must be open and alive. It is the greatest feat man has to accomplish.

One of the first things I look for in a woman I meet is a sense of humor, a sort of light acceptance of the world and the people who live in it.

I try not to keep my head in the clouds .

In transgressing the law of nature, the offender declares himself to live by another rule than that of reason and common equity.

It's just a matter of getting those legs back.

Fifteen dollar too beaucoup. Five dollars each... Five dollars is all my mom allows me to spend.

Customer conversion is dependent on the right customer conversation.

I want to get out of the major opera houses.

Of course, as a German, I wouldn't like to tell the American people how to handle their criminal justice.