Change is the only universal law.

If this is a dream, may we never wake up!

Momentary happiness is worse than permanent misery.

The only difference between fiction and religion is that people don't kill themselves over fiction.

Religion springs from man's feeling of inferiority.

I'm everything that you're not.

Don't be afraid! Hold my hand and let's jump off that cliff together.

I have to convince myself every night that I love you before I go to sleep lest I wake up empty.

Without purpose, we're zombies aimlessly roaming the earth.

Once upon a time, I wish I had sneezed. The end.

Let me kiss you and take your breath away, we'll worry about resuscitating you later.

True humility does not know that it is humble. If it did, it would be proud from the contemplation of so fine a virtue.

I am the center of attention in my job every single day the thought of a wedding to me is exhausting. Why would I put myself through that?

Creative risks will always outweigh technical mistakes.

I hoped my absence made them happy or at least made them forget that they weren't happy and never will be.

In order to grow, you must learn to let go and strive toward something greater.

I hate, simply, to work. I just hate to work, period. I am profoundly slothful. Practically inert.

Shakespeare is universal.

Well,' I shrug, all innocent, 'we all ride our little hobbyhorses, don't we, Mr. Peel?

People say that being in love is amazing. They lie. It's freaking terrifying.

I rarely exercise at all, except I have some hand weights that I'll lift idly while I'm watching TV. I did do some push-ups last week and somehow hurt my shoulder.