Changing your life means changing your past.

You are already that which you want to be, and your refusal to believe this is the only reason you do not see it.

Do not waste one moment in regret, for to think feelingly of the mistakes of the past is to re-infect yourself.

Your opinion of yourself is your most important viewpoint. You are infinitely greater than you think you are.

The world is a mirror, forever reflecting what you are doing, within yourself.

If you will assume your desire and live there as though it were true, no power on earth can stop it from becoming a fact.

The great secret is a controlled imagination and a well-sustained attention, firmly and repeatedly focused on the object to be accomplished.

It is not what you want that you attract, you attract what you believe to be true.

A change of feeling is a change of destiny.

The law operates by faith. If you believe, no effort is necessary to see the fulfillment of your every desire.

Each person is born with an infinite power, against which no earthly force is of the slightest significance.

Life is a continuous learning experience.

We're like America's little pit bull. They beat it, starve it, mistreat it, and once in a while they let it out to attack somebody.

Heredity is an omnibus in which all our ancestors ride and every now and then one of them puts his head out and embarrasses us.

My act is pretty much me reflecting on what I want to talk about and what I think is funny and what has happened to me.

Three-fourths of the people you will ever meet are hungering and thirsting for sympathy. Give it to them, and they will love you.

Every homeless puppy and kitten was born to parents who weren't spayed or neutered. I'm proud to support PETA's work to prevent animal homelessness.

Fear is a bigger disability than having no arms and no legs.

The habit of doing more than is necessary can only be earned through practice.

We are each in the middle of our own path. We do not know what will be at the end of our story.

The more of you I see, the more I'm glad I'm me