Character actors are becoming a thing of the past. They're just going by the wayside. They're just cutting through that caliber of acting.

I was like, what the hell is my life coming to? I'm a trained actor! I've done Shakespeare and here I am having farting contests with an imaginary dog!

I always think that I'm the best thing in a lot of bad movies. Personally, I have to. I think that I like me as an actor.

You may not have faith in my friend fate, But my friend fate has faith in you.

I like doing family films.

Nothing would make my kids happier than to do another movie.

Charlie Brown's good. I always had a little crush on that Lucy. I thought she was kind of a hot little brunette.

When you're making an independent film what you don't have in time and money you have to make up with creativity and diligence.

I don't go to parties. I don't go to clubs. My friends and I don't go drinking, we play D&D. I'm still a weird entity in the world.

I think everyone is given drama, by virtue of the fact that we all have drama in our lives, but not everyone can make people laugh.

I learned a lot, in terms of inspiring people. It became very clear to me, very early on, that directing a movie was a lot like being in a theater company.

There is a Reason to say Beautiful... But there is no Reason to say Awesome...

Why is pot against the law? It wouldn't be because anyone can grow it, and therefore you can't make a profit off it, would it?

The most dangerous things in the world are immense accumulations of human beings who are manipulated by only a few heads.

When we meet and I discover that we have read and loved the same books, we are instant friends.

Everyone has to pay their child support, and no matter if you're a Hollywood actor or anyone else, it's always a little bit more than you want to pay.

New York is a nice place." "If you like concrete, crowds, and that claustrophobic, closed-in feeling.

The Vice Presidency isn't worth a pitcher of warm spit.

People who have "their own issues" often don't stand back and look at the big picture- they're too busy orchestrating their own issues.

Theology is Anthropology... [T]he distinction which is made, or rather supposed to be made, between the theological and anthropological predicates resolves itself into an absurdity.

God is God and I am not. I can only see a part of the picture He's painting.