Charity liked brandy. She liked the way it burned her throat while soothing the ache in her heart.

A rainy day is like a lovely gift -- you can sleep late and not feel guilty.

I'm not lazy. I'm just really gifted, only instead of being good at music or math I'm good at sleeping late.

When you fall asleep after a big lunch you're really just saving up energy to work off all the calories later on.

You can't run from feelings, Charity. You have to face them. Otherwise your future will look just like your past.

A massage is just like a movie, really relaxing and a total escape, except in a massage you're the star. And you don't miss anything by falling asleep!

Holidays were invented so single women could overeat without feeling guilty.

Laughter is just like champagne -- only without the headache afterwards.

Why does getting ahead always have to involve getting up early?

It's not a luxury if you can't do without it!

You can't oversleep if you don't make plans to wake up early.

Continuous Improvement is the way which always heads towards the Perfection.

Showing up is 80 percent of life.

It will be found, as men grow more tolerant in their instincts, that many uniformities now insisted upon are useless and even harmful.

Your image isn't your character. Character is what you are as a person.

All my wife does is shop - once she was sick for a week, and three stores went under.

I like Jackie [Chan] because I've been a fan of Jackie's forever. He's broken every bone in his body for his commitment and dedication to doing his own stunts. So he's the real deal.

My life story is the story of everyone I've ever met.

There is only one time that is important -- NOW! It is the most important time because it is the only time hat we have any power.

And when you appear all the rivers sound in my body, bells shake the sky, and a hymn fills the world.

What will use more finite resources? That 3rd or 4th child you have or driving a large car? We all need to think about the choices we make