Chasing a burning girl down a city street is a lot harder than it sounds. Civilians tend to stop and stare and this turns them into human bowling pins. Slow whiny bowling pins.

Memories are bullets. Some whiz by and only spook you. Others tear you open and leave you in pieces.

The place looks like where David Lynch would meet Beaver Cleaver's mom for secret afternoons of bondage and milkshakes.

I'm steel-toed boots in a ballet-slipper world.

That's what Glocks are. High-precision killing machines that scream "Daddy Issues.

He wore his fear on his skin for everyone to see.

When you jump off a cliff, is it better to land on jagged rocks or burning lava? I know this one. The answer is obvious: It doesn't matter where you land. You just jumped off a cliff.

Enemies will kill you with a knife in the back. Friends will kill you with kindness. Either way you're dead.

I came ready to fight Genghis Khan and I walk in on a shut-in playing the biggest Dungeons and Dragons game in history.

If Jesus was a bartender, He would still only be half as cool as Carlos.

No wonder Sherlock Holmes did all that coke. Math is hard.

Everyone says "i will never" and "one should never" but, actually, "No one can Resist Miss-using Power (at-least ones) when they have it".

All governments are corrupt and only thing that varies between them is the level of corruption.

Confidence is that feeling by which the mind embarks in great and honorable courses with a sure hope and trust in itself.

Don't be afraid to pile on the midi rings! I like to play around with metals and pair delicate rings with chunkier ones.

But dear, don't be afraid of love it's only magic.

A little praise is not only merest justice but is beyond the purse of no one.

Communicating with musicians is really interesting because everyone has their quirks and their strengths and their weaknesses.

People only say I’m angry because I’m black and I’m a woman.

The hopes and fears of all our years are here with us tonight.

The pursuit of strength is inherently difficult and entirely worthwhile.