Chasing after a guy who’s not interested in you will rip the hell out of your self-respect. Better to face facts now because the longer you put it off, the harder it’ll be.

He could deal with his guilt all by himself. Guilt didn't add up to love, an emotion she was done with forever.

This is America. We’re entitled to our opinions.”“Wrong. This is Texas. And my opinion is the only one that counts.

I sure do miss that woman. Smart. Funny. Sweet. She never gave me a moment's trouble.""Gosh, I'm sorry about that. I knew it was boring between you two, but not that bad.

If you wish for pearls, pray always.

Happy endings are for people that can't survive the alternative. What a bunch of wimps.

If I see a door comin' my way I'm knockin' it down. And if I can't knock down the door I'm sliding through the window.

I think an encore is perfectly acceptable, but I find it so weird when people do two or three.

At work, you think of the children you have left at home. At home, you think of the work you've left unfinished. Such a struggle is unleashed within yourself. Your heart is rent.

And stop pointing that beard at me, it might go off!

You try to squeeze a little more Charmin in the pads when you face him.

Rowing is a simple sport stuffed up by experts

When you can answer questions about what you think and when you can explain why you think what you think, that's power, it's comforting power.

In all things there is a kind of law of cycles. [Lat., Rebus cunctis inest quidam velut orbis.]