Cheap? If he was at the Last Supper he would have asked for separate checks!

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people.

If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.

If at first you don't succeed-try, try again. Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as timed-release success.

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.

Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!

Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.

I am a living breathing word of GOD.

A calm night is open to all the truths.

Let every man remember that to violate the law, is to trample on the blood of his father, and to tear the character of his own, and his children's liberty.

Love who you are, and you're good enough, and you don't need to feel like you need to apologize for who you are, and you don't need to feel like you need to try to be someone you're not.

Message and policy are very much a part, you know, two parts of the same coin.

The primary cause of unhappiness is never the situation but your thoughts about it.

A curst Cow hath short hornes. [A curst cow has short horns.]

What keeps the democracy alive at all but the hatred of excellence; the desire of the base to see no head higher than their own?

What made you immortal? (Nick) Really good DNA. (Acheron)

Every mortal loss is an immortal gain.