Cheer up! You're a worse sinner than you ever dared imagine, and you're more loved than you ever dared hope.

Cheer up: You're a worse sinner than you ever dared imagine, and you're more loved than you ever dared hope.

God wants us to pray that we might have the courage to live before him in ways that are not natural to us.

Worm theology is too high for me.

I find that if I pray for the people I'm most angry with, my anger turns into something more redemptive.

Get low; grace will meet you there.

Major religions are examples of 'noble lies' aimed at uplifting human stature.

When someone has the desire to go to school and has the ability but can't get into our schools, that's wrong. Education drives the economy and the quality of life.

Leaders should be the chief repenters.

May your glass always be full, may there always be a roof over your head, and may you dirty sinners be in heaven a half hour before the devil knows you're dead.

Nothing else in the whole wide world matters as much as avenging your sister.

I'm raised from gutter to protect another gutter

Your skill is the artistry you bring to your world, put out awe inspiring work.

The great moral powers of the soul are faith, hope, and love.

Every time my brain parks the car neatly in the driveway, my mouth drives through the back of the garage.

Ignorance is never out of style. It was in fashion yesterday, it is the rage today and it will set the pace tomorrow.

Thanksgiving Day is a day devoted by persons with inflammatory rheumatism to thanking a loving Father that it is not hydrophobia.

Futures thinking is hard work. Fortunately, you do get better at it with practice. It's worth the effort.

You can’t act Shakespeare until you can speak him.

Be neither a conformist or a rebel, for they are really the same thing. Find your own path, and stay on it.

And I told you, I'm not going to pursue another man's girlfriend. You want to talk honor. There it is in its purest form