Cheese has always been a food that both sophisticated and simple humans love.

Resentment is like drinking poison and waiting for the other person to die.

I love the power women have. I think women rule the world because they rule men. Manipulating men - that's our job. That's what we're on the planet for.

Sometimes you can only find Heaven by slowly backing away from Hell.

If my life wasn't funny it would just be true, and that is unacceptable.

No motive is pure. No one is good or bad-but a hearty mix of both. And sometimes life actually gives to you by taking away.

My heart's in the right place. I know, 'cuz I hid it there.

Bipolar disorder can be a great teacher. It's a challenge, but it can set you up to be able to do almost anything else in your life.

I am mentally ill. I can say that. I am not ashamed of that. I survived that, I'm still surviving it, but bring it on. Better me than you.

There is no point at which you can say, "Well, I'm successful now. I might as well take a nap."

How brave a ladybug must be! Each drop of rain is big as she. Can you imagine what you'd do, If raindrops fell as big as you?

Be on the alert to recognize your prime at whatever time of your life it may occur.

Usually, TED only invites the most accomplished and famous people in the world to give talks.

Without coffee something’s missing

Another dead body. Every year it is the same. Every year, another dead body.

I remember writing the post but not what I said specifically, so I'll either repeat myself or say something completely different and baffle everybody.

That showed a total lack of disrespect from the player.

I'm left. Okay. And sometimes radically, and sometimes I even shock myself with the degree of radicalness in my own - that I'm allowing to come out in my old age.

Phew am exhausted. Just read about something called "the offside rule". Too much for my tiny brain. Must be damaged from nail polish fumes.

You cant win if youre chasing the wrong problem.

And the things you know before you hear them; these are you and the reason you are in the world.