Cheney is a terrorist. He terrorizes our enemies abroad and innocent citizens here at home indiscriminately.

Every time we sit down to eat, we make a choice. Please choose vegetarianism. Do it for animals. Do it for the environment and do it for your health.

If Obama was white, he’d be up by 17 points.

Books make great gifts because you don't have to plug them in.

Never go with a hippie to a second location.

One of the truest things to commit to is your own nature.

Behind each number is a person, a victim, whose individual story is ghastly.

To be in this business and have tremendous integrity and only make distinguished choices is very tough.

New York City is a mismanaged carnival of stupidity that is desperate for revenue and anxious to criminalize behavior once thought benign.

I wanted to be president of the United States. I really did. The older I get, the less preposterous the idea seems.

Only one thing counts in this life - get them to sign on the line that is dotted.

The best investments are in things you cannot buy.

When thou art at thy worst and lowest, yet 'underneath' thee 'are everlasting arms'. Sin may drag thee ever so low, but Christ's great atonement is still under all.

With fools, there is no companionship. Rather than to live with men who are selfish, vain, quarrelsome, and obstinate, let a man walk alone.

I feel that I learned far more from my students than I could possibly have taught them.

He that hath hornes in his bosom, let him not put them on his head.

An old man concludeth from his knowing mankind that they know him too, and that maketh him very wary.

There are two types of people in this world - those who would appear on reality television and the rest of us.

Children, we should simplify our life's needs and use the resulting savings for charity.

Religious concepts and vocabulary are certainly censored in these textbooks.

Only the great masters of style ever succeed in being obscure.