Cheops' Law: Nothing ever gets built on schedule or within budget.

If a grasshopper tries to fight a lawnmower, one may admire his courage but not his judgement.

Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.

You can sway a thousand men by appealing to their prejudices quicker than you can convince one man by logic.

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

I never learned from a man who agreed with me.

A generation which ignores history has no past — and no future.

Don't ever become a pessimist... a pessimist is correct oftener than an optimist, but an optimist has more fun, and neither can stop the march of events.

May you live as long as you wish and love as long as you live.

It is a truism that almost any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so.

A book you finish reading is not the same book it was before you read it.

A high station in life is earned by the gallantry with which appalling experiences are survived with grace.

There's a beauty in being part of a band, when there's equality and trust.

When I'm nervous, I stutter, and I had to keep stopping and starting.

If our country got along with Russia, that would be a great thing.

We're only as needy as our unmet needs.

You can assume all you want about me. It doesn't mean that it's true.

The suburbs: signs of life, but no proofs.

Kelly Kelly really graduated from high school?

Investors should remember that excitement and expenses are their enemies.