Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

Seize every opportunity along the way, for how sad it would be if the road you chose became the road not taken.

I may be stupid, as you say, to believe in honour and friendship and loyalty without price. But these are virtues to be cherished, for without them we are no more than beasts roaming the land.

It is never too late to take another voyage.

Men can be teenagers until well into their twenties. That is well known

It only seems as if you are doing something when you're worrying.

The thing about HD-DVD that is attractive to Microsoft is that it's very pro-consumer in letting you copy all movies up onto the hard disk.

We are Muslims. My father would pawn off his Muslim in-laws as Hindus just so that he could get free pancakes.

When we hear a story of the abuse of a child or the abuse of women almost all people are appalled by instances of that kind.

Loyalty to your country should never require you to lie about it.

The more quickly we loosen our grip on the things of the world the more firmly we can take hold of the things of eternity.

We have only God on our side; they have 'In God We Trust' on their side.