Cheryl Cole got malaria...well I guess that answers the question what do you give someone who has everything

Interesting fact: a shark will only attack you if you’re wet.

A bit of advice: never read a pop-up book about giraffes.

when michael jackson died i wonder if his life flashed before him and if it did, i wonder if he thought 'who's that little black kid singing my songs?!'

90% of toys are made in china, which technically makes the chinese elves

people say churches are half empty, they're not, they're too big

You and your sister are very dear to each other. To show your regard, you give each other lovely bouquets of lies.

The longer you drift the more you will learn. What you learn affects the kind of person you end up turning into.

Hell will be Heaven with Friends, Heaven will be Hell without them.

I don't think you can hold in your mind the full conception of what the world is.

The honester the man the worse luck.

To play well you have to have good balance in your life. Tiger has found that. If you play golf long enough you'll learn that life is more than golf.

I have erected amonument more lasting than bronze.

After a certain age, you get the face you deserve.

Always without desire we must be found, If its deep mystery we would sound; But if desire always within us be, Its outer fringe is all that we shall see.

In taking life for granted, we fail to notice it.