Chess is a sport. A violent sport.

I don't believe in art. I believe in artists.

The artist performs only one part of the creative process. The onlooker completes it, and it is the onlooker who has the last word.

Anything is art if an artist says it is.

It's not what you see that is art. Art is the gap.

Artmaking is making the invisible, visible.

I have forced myself to contradict myself in order to avoid conforming to my own taste.

Destruction is also creation.

I am interested in ideas, not merely in visual products.

You cannot define electricity. The same can be said of art. It is a kind of inner current in a human being, or something which needs no definition.

Living is more a question of what one spends than what one makes.

All true believers have good reasons for disbelieving in every god except their own, ' said Birbal, 'and so it is they who, between them, give me all the reasons for believing in none.

Don’t wait to receive until you feel worthy. Your self-esteem will go up as a result of receiving. ~Amanda Owen

I didn't plan to be the rude middle-class comedian. You write a certain type of joke that you find funny, and mine happen to be often rude. Yes, it's juvenile, but that's me.

All causes are essentially mental, and whosoever comes into daily contact with a high order of thinking must take on some of it

I'd rather buy clothes then buy a bed

The coming together of people I find obscene as a principle. It is not human. It is not a natural thing as some people would have us believe.

I think any time you've got a story based on a true story, no matter how accurate it is, obviously it's still fictitious.

I feel so out of place here. No matter how much money the Republic throws at me, I will forever be the boy from the streets.

When You've lost it all....thats when you realize that Life is Beautiful.