Chestnuts in stuffing tastes like someone chewed up a tree branch and then French-kissed it into your mouth.

Anyone who gives you a cinnamon roll fresh out of the oven is a friend for life.

Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree on what they are made of, where they come from, or how often they should appear.

Temper tantrums, however fun they may be to throw, rarely solve whatever problem is causing them.

I didn't realize this was a sad occasion.

They didn't understand it, but like so many unfortunate events in life, just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it isn't so.

Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby - awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.

The thing with your heart's desire is that your heart doesn't even know what it desires until it turns up.

Accidents happen all the time.

Morning is an important time of day, because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind of day you are going to have.

Someone feeling wronged is like someone feeling thirsty. Don’t tell them they aren’t. Sit with them and have a drink.

What I know about love, I can write on the head of a matchstick.

The waltz is a very important part of my life. It's a very important way for me to express my positiveness, bringing humor to the world.

Capitalism has brought with it progress, not merely in production but also in knowledge.

God cares about you and your needs. Bring them to Him in a spirit of worship and thanksgiving, knowing that He is mindful of your place in His creation.

Good Christian people who wouldn't dream of misbehaving will not catch AIDS.

Today, it's very tempting to create songs by cutting and pasting in the studio.

Told herself likewise not to hope. But it was too late. Hope had already entered.

The way in which I create myself is by means of a quest. I go out into the world in order to come back with a self.

A cynic who was still saddened whenever his jaundiced view of mankind was confirmed.

Meditation is acceptance. It is the acceptance of life within us, without us and all around us. Acceptance of life is the beginning of human satisfaction.