Chicken pot pie--those are my three favorite things.

I'm a YouTube star, let's put it that way!That sounds like a karaoke star with balls.

I heard the rumours,but the only blond people here [in Sweden] are the guys. And they all look like Ellen DeGeneres. It's Ellen DeGeneres world, and it's all guys! It's now switched.

I voted for Arnold Schwarzenegger 'cause I figured he can go back in the future. Put that in the act.

Sometimes I become the comedy jukebox. I read the emails, people give me requests.The shows are just amazing; they're packed with people and they're so much fun to do.

In the nineties, it was all women being blonde and from Sweden. But now it's changed: it's all men looking like Ellen DeGeneres.

Everyone goes "every comedian does Arnold Schwarzenegger". Yes, they do; but do they do Arnold Schwarzenegger in Brokeback Mountain?

I'm an amused observer. I don't bet or gamble; that's the worst thing.

I like football. I like baseball. When the pitcher and the batter start fighting, that's the best.

Noble ancestry makes a poor dish at table.

Many people think that virtue consists of severity towards others.

Oftentimes, in fact I think this is to my fault, I look at usually scripts as a whole. I should probably pay more attention to the character that I'm going to play and what they do.

Matter as matter rather than matter as symbol is a conscious political position, essentially Marxist.

...sentences swallowed and sung back and swallowed all over again. She was made entirely out of words.

I had a very moral upbringing, and spiritual in a sort of not very specific way.

I think that money spoils most things, once it becomes the primary motivating force.

You are welcome, most noble Sorceress, to the land of the Munchkins. We are so grateful to you for having killed the Wicked Witch of the East, and for setting our people free from bondage.

A youth of sensuality and intemperance delivers over to old age a worn-out body.

Whatever your talent is, don’t be embarrassed by it. For the love of God, embrace it, share it, do what you want with it. It’s amazing, so never hide behind it.