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Nothing fazes me. I'm like some kinda Space man on his way to Mars with a big gun and a whole lot of coffee.

I don't need to be enlightned. I have a killfile.

I think religion is best when it's reduced to a one hour television program.

It might be funny when you get hit by a car, but not when you get run over by one.

As long as you have hope, you can survive any harsh condition.

The spiritual force overcomes all other forces.

The goal of Dr. Martin Luther King is to give Negroes a chance to sit in a segregated restaurant beside the same white man who had brutalized them for 400 years.

When rumours increase, and when there is an abundance of noise and clamour, believe the second report.

When beauty is universal, it loses its power to move the heart, and only its absence can produce any emotional effect.

What does God hate or punish except self-will? Let self-will cease, and there will be no hell. On what does that fire feed except on self-will?

But I suppose there might be good in things, even if we don't see it.

The whole point of being happy is not feeling like you have a job. I'm sure there are days where you're at your job and you're like, "Oh my god, this is hard."

My friends, I like them; my morals, I like them more!

The only Zen you can find on the tops of mountains is the Zen you bring up there.