[Chief White Halfoat:] Racial prejudice is a terrible thing, Yossarian. It really is. It's a terrible thing to treat a decent, loyal Indian like a nig*er, kike, wop, or spic.

All through the night, men looked at the sky and were saddened by the stars.

Major Major never sees anyone in his office while he's in his office.

They couldn't keep Death out, but while she was in she had to act like a lady.

It doesn't make a damned bit of difference who wins the war to someone who's dead.

Nately had a bad start. He came from a good family.

Why are they going to disappear him?'I don't know.'It doesn't make sense. It isn't even good grammar.

The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he is on.

-You have no respect for excessive authority or obsolete traditions. You're dangerous and depraved, and you ought to be taken outside and shot!

Just about all he could find in its favor was that it paid well and liberated children from the pernicious influence of their parents.

He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt...

Stability, ” insisted the Controller, “stability. The primal and the ultimate need. Stability. Hence all this.

There is a coarse and ugly temperament and tenor observable in the common unconscious person.

Actually I do support a charity, DefendersofWildLife.org. They help protect endangered species.

I wish to change there minds, not kill them for weaknesses we all poses.

Some of the most patriarchal thinkers I know are women. Some of the most feminist thinkers are men.

The only way we can put a permanent end to terrorism is to stop participating in it.

What are so mysterious as the eyes of a child?

Commitments the voters don't know about can't hurt you.

There were many times when I had to emotionally come to terms with the fact that maybe I wasn't ever going to get married. And I started getting comfortable with that.

I hate the way people use PowerPoints instead of thinking