Chief of security : They have a tank! How did they get a tank up here?

I don't like lollipops.

Artemis Fowl will never be secondary." "I thought you were Artemis Fowl the Second?" said Holly.

Butler could kill you a hundred different ways without use of his armoury. Though I'm sure one would be quite sufficient.

I hear that you were on a date with Trouble Kelp. Are you two planning on building a bivouac any time soon?

Either that boy is the sanest creature on Earth, he thought, or he is so disturbed that our tests cannot even begin to scratch the surface.

Have you ever heard of the theory of relativity?" Artemis blinked. "Is this a joke? I have traveled through time, Doctor. I think I know a little something about relativity.

Butler was seeing the world as it was, complete with L.E.P retrival team

Being in command means making tough decisions. Not being in command means shutting up and doing what you're told. --Artemis Fowl

I never tell anyone exactly how clever I am. They would be too scared.

It's like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget.

Perseverance is the steady pathway toward prevailing.

She was a femme fatale with creative license, and she was sharpening her pen just for me.

Gossipmongers = Toxic Hearts Toxic Hearts = Bigot Souls

Laughter is God's blessing.

I don't think I've found the perfect job for me, but I know what I like, so that's halfway there, right?

Let’s not talk about how I am. It’s a subject I know too much about to want to think about anymore.

Producing perfection from imperfection is, after all, the highest of art forms.

They ask me what I'd like written about me when I'm gone. I hope they write I made Penn State a better place, not just that I was a good football coach.

Sports, music, movies - basically, fans of any form of entertainment don't do a resume analysis before picking their favorite.

I'm trying to reestablish my career and do great work and give my kids the life they deserve.