Childbirth, as a strictly physical phenomenon, is comparable to driving a United Parcel truck through an inner tube.

You should definitely visit the Louvre, a world-famous art museum where you can view, at close range, the backs of thousands of other tourists trying to see the Mona Lisa.

Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.

Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.

It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.

Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.

The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes.

Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.

Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.

The continuum of infinite, immortal Life is occasionally interrupted by a brief stroll into a body of highly limiting thought. Jim Young, Author of 'Aware in a World Asleep' and more!

I decided that, if I were to write a teen series, I'd want to set it in a place that was familiar to me - Manhattan, where I'd grown up - and I'd model the characters on myself and my friends.

Anyone who falls in love is a freak. Its like a socially acceptable form of insanity.

Further, a document names and identifies the actual Red Light Bandits (plural), because in fact there are two.

I feel good. I think everything went good.

If you really want to feel the life, use not your umbrella! Touch the truth directly!

Quarrels in France strengthen a love affair, in America they end it.

It's interesting that there are places that words can't get to.

Never be too quick to criticize yourself. It's not fair to all of your friends and relatives, who are dying to do it for you.

While President, I have been President - emphatically.