Childhood comes at a time in your life when you are too young to understand what you are going through. And you're too young to understand that you are too young to understand.

Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.

Unless you are at a picnic, life is no picnic.

I have gained and lost the same 10 pounds so many times over and over again my cellulite must have deja vu!

The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool.

It's my belief we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.

Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture you can change a person's life. For better or worse. God puts us all in each other's lives to impact one another in some way.

If olive oil comes from olives, then where does baby oil come from?

I worry that our lives are like soap operas. We can go for months and not tune in to them, then six months later we look in and the same stuff is still going on.

One thing I have no worry about is whether God exists. But it has occurred to me that God has Alzheimer's and has forgotten we exist.

I worry that humanity has been "advanced" to its present level of incompetency because evolution works on the Peter Principle.

In a sense, beauty is what one chooses to feel by virtue of what one chooses to imitate and to create.

The greater the pain, the greater the fun.

Autumn arrived and life was in danger of becoming boring again.

The money can be a hindrance to someone like me because the danger is that you start thinking, 'Is that a $20 million take?' That kind of thing, and being self-critical.

I have been amongst the best players in the world for 8 years. None at that level played as many ties as I did.

You feel on your lips a kiss Fluttering, a tiny scrap of life.

Real search is about providing valuable information when it's really needed to those who are actually looking for it.

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Don't confuse the evil of avoiding pregnancy by itself, with abortion.

Always work harder than other people are willing to work. Sweat more, endure more pain, and then reap the rewards of success and achievement.