Childhood is for spoiling adulthood.

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

Selling out is usually more a matter of buying in. Sell out, and you’re really buying into someone else’s system of values, rules and rewards.

Reflect carefully on this, for it is so important that I can hardly lay too much stress on it. Fix your eyes on the Crucified and nothing else will be of much importance to you.

My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality.

If one wants to get a boat ride, one must be near the river.

Confidence is inspiring. Yet so often misplaced. (Robert Thornhill)

Esther Rantzen, like me, is an egomaniac of the highest order.

I find that I can have no enjoyment in the world but the continual drinking of knowledge. I find there is no worthy pursuit but the idea of doing some good for the world.

The essential point of view of Christianity is sin.

I don't consider myself just a black man. I consider myself a brotha. I love my people.

I know for sure that there is only one step from insecticide to genocide.

I was particularly good at math and science.