Children are entitled to life. We conceive them and so we owe them our care and our protection. This may not be a dictate of law anymore, but it is a dictate of love.

I didn’t marry The One, I married this one, and the two of us became one.

Anyone who believes in a Jesus who condones abortion does not believe in the real Jesus, and therefore is not Christian.

You cant be controlling in improv.

It's so pretentious, but I believe that with comedy, if you have a good story, 90% of it is casting. Once you get the guys and gals in there, it's pretty easy to make a funny movie.

I'm more of a fisherman as opposed to a scientist perhaps and chasing the whale. But I've had some success.

I'm a huge fan of Chicago sports and Chicago food, and I love going home and my family is still there. I guess it's pretty easy to have a normal life in Chicago.

I've never gotten hired for drama because I'm a good improviser. I don't think people who write drama scripts want you playing with them as much.

We are the protagonists of our love story, not the spectators.

I guess I'm sort of spoiled because, most of the things that I get to do, people know that you're a good improviser, so they allow you at least one improv take, and for comedy, that's great.

I am a man of principle. I will stick by my principles. I will tell the truth no matter where the chips fall.

We don't have to love it. We just have to steal it.

It was quite an insignificant looking sheet, but no sooner did the American eagle catch sight of it, than he swooned and fell off his perch.

There's always two sides to the coin if you have the patience to see.

This city, all they want us to be is ourselves. You love us how we are. We’re all a work in progress as men and you still love us and I thank you so much for embracing us.

Modern life demands, and is waiting for, a new kind of plan, both for the house and the city.

Self-esteem can’t win you a race if you’re not in shape.

A definition of faith: everything will be alright by God's standards, maybe not ours, but by His for sure.

People work out, they stress their body, and their body gets stronger from stress.

In relations with other nations, there is neither right nor wrong; there is only strength and weakness.