Children are rarely in the position to lend one a truly interesting sum of money. There are, however, exceptions, and such children are an excellent addition to any party.

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

Think before you speak. Read before you think.

My favorite animal is steak.

The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.

A hobby is, of course, an abomination, as are all consuming interests and passions that do not lead directly to large, personal gain.

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.

There are two modes of transport in Los Angeles: car and ambulance. Visitors who wish to remain inconspicuous are advised to choose the latter

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

If you can't impress them with your argument, impress them with your actions.

The universe doesn't waste anything. Sometimes, we just don't have standing to see how events or experiences are important.

One sock can't house two feet. If it does, it’s of no use.

Be Clever, Think Clever and Do Clever

Amazed, Fat said, "She's decomposing and yet she's still giving birth?""Only to monsters, " Dr. Stone said.

All success in life comes to naught if it is laced with vanity.

In America, you complain about job losses because of China, but here, we carry all of the environmental costs.

For the chain of causes cannot by any force be loosed or broken, nor can nature be commanded except by being obeyed.

Truth is only an illusion we have forgotten is an illusion.

Discipline is a choice. It's simply consistently choosing the hard right over the easy wrong.