Children are the bridge to heaven.

As long as you are standing, give a hand to those who have fallen.

A broken hand works, but not a broken heart.

He who wants a rose must respect the thorn.

Luck is infatuated with the efficient.

If fortune turns against you even jelly breaks your tooth.

When its time has come the prey goes to the hunter.

A friend is like a poem.

Go and wake up your luck.

I murmured because I had no shoes until I met man who had no feet.

The blind man is laughing at the bald head.

Consistency is a virtue for trains: what we want from a philosopher is insights, whether he comes by them consistently or not.

People have told me, 'My dad passed on, but I have great memories of watching your shows with him.' It doesn't get any better than that.

I keep a pretty tight grip on my schedule and I compare it a lot to a fireman's - a four-on then four-off type of deal.

I think America causes cancer, longevity is less important than fun, and young people should be discouraged from voting.

Hustle is the most important word--EVER.

Having a Southwest Green in my backyard is a huge advantage for me on tour. I am pleasantly surprised just how true the ball rolls and reacts to chip and pitch shots. I love my Southwest Green.

All knowledge is gained through an orderly loss of information.

There's more than one way for a girl to Google a cat.

What if...? A question we ask to hurt ourselves.

I want to be alone and I want people to notice me — both at the same time.